PaD - crashing Quattro...

... with the girls' laughters,

and the guys' political talks.

Time is precious.
It is sinful to put it into wastage.

While waiting for the food to be served,







More sessions after exam. =D

Bless you, people.
Whichever exam you are taking,
all the best.

Be good.

PaD - Where has my social life gone?

I have no idea.

I can see nothing but books.

PaD - mega mind map

51 pages of information

*swoosh*

8 pieces of A4 paper
*swoosh*

thick cello tape
*swoosh*

Glue and scissors
*swoosh*

Piles of A4 papers in various colors
*swoosh*

Present to you,

The Mega Mind Map
*I did not add in the bubbles with PS. Unnecessary.
They are stuck on my mirror - not that it's necessary though*

Q: What's the *swoosh* about?
I'm trying to create the trailer effect -
when the scene in the trailer changes,
some sound effects would be cued.
Get it now?
K if you didn't get it just now,
scroll up again,
and try to imagine that.

If you know any lamer girl,
let me know.

We could be best friends.

PaD - Saturday afternoon

You have no idea...

those moments are still vividly emblazoned in my mind.

you enveloped me. you formed a loop with your arm and i have mine hooked into yours. i tried to hide my smile when you wrapped your fingers around mine. you realised that and asked me why are you blushing. i covered your mouth subconsciously when i talked to my dad on the phone. the sudden silent smooch in the car, when we stucked in the jam. the goodbye making out session. you texted i wanna see you again.



and then there comes those moments which desaturated my life.

disappearance of your text in my inbox for one holy week. you mistaken me as lily or carol or other girl when i finally gathered up my courage to ring you up. i got who are you as your reply when my phone so cleverly sent you a blank message. you asked me on facebook if we still are friends. you asked me to learn to control my emotion when i rushed you for a reply. i got ignored when i asked for a fight when i almost get drown by the piles of articles. the increase of my pulse rate when i see you on the online list.

To the only person whom I will fight with in the universe,




I miss you.

Yes.
I still do.

You will never know.
Of course.

till you replaced by a more decent person.

yours truly,
that girl who is masquerading as someone who has gotten over you
(truth: all i ever wanted is a simple way to get over you. kelly clarkson is currently a hit btw)

PaD - the temptation

I guess you must be thinking of food.
It is the only stuff that would spice up my life.

Currently my days can be described with one word:

Boring?? Nonono it sounds too exciting for my life.
Dull?? Nonono it sounds too adventurous for my life.
Lifeless? Nonono I've got a life my life is about studying.

You would never got it right.

Answer:

Blah.

Yes it's all about books and articles and highlighters.
I don't even feel like talking about it because I'm not a nerd who enjoys studying.
(at this point I wish that I were one)

Nevertheless this post has nothing to do with food -
unless you think that this stuff is edible la:
It's the first MMS sent by my dai sai lou - all the way from Aussie man.
The guys who has never sent me any picture message,
and the virgin picture message by him is this thing which could tempt me to death.

Gah I have no idea when was the last time I shop.
Such a thrifty girl.
Where to find?????
(T.T retail therapy.... I need)

Anyway.

Yes Perth, I will be there in June.
I know you will not be gone, so it's not necessary for me to ask you to wait for me.

See you then sai lou!!!

PaD - Passion

Towards my job.
A very manja princess who would bring me food every lesson.

I'm passionate towards my job not because I know I will be having food -
Yes la I memang love food but I don't need my students to give me food -
I can buy my own but then it's different when the food is given by someone else other than yourselves -
you know that there is someone who's concerned of you.

When I bring her food she doesn't wanna accept mine because she usually has hers...

Anyway this is just one of my many cute students.

Dealing with kids is really much easier than with adults, their mind are simpler and easier to be messed with (muahaha).

It's fun to talk with kids,
they would tell you insignificant things like how their friend Ah Wah fall down and the whole class laughed at him or the number of stars they got for their homework.
If adults tell me these stories I would give them my narrow-eyed look yes I'm biased that way.

Some 7-year-olds even told me how she dumped her boyfriend because he didn't want to lend her his very powerful mechanical pencil.
(T.T even kids have boyfriends. Where is mine?)

It's particularly cute when they attempt to discuss sex with me.
Apalah why don't they do it with their parents but with the piano teacher?
Do I look like I am more sexually knowledgeable than their parents who have already given birth to them?

PaD - Hermit Crab

I wish I could provide a real picture of a hermit crab's,

that would indicate that I'm somewhere near the beach or so.

Sigh. (a long one)
By that I mean I am grounding myself.
Wow I am such a disciplined person -
usually it was the parents who ground their children and I am exercising my parent's duty on myself.
I am amazing.

Alright, stop the self-admiration and back to the topic.

Yes you would see me online quite often,
it could up till 8 hours per day or so,
then you might think that,
this girl, who has no life, is here again...

Through my defence, whenever you see me online, I am studying.
Otherwise, I would be out there loitering around.

Yea you hear me right I'm a nerd that way.

Nah.
Damn canggih leh being an external student of University of London,
you get to have this 'Virtual Learning Environment',
where you get to study online.
Yes la when mentioning 'good study environment' people would usually link to big fields, trees, sunlight, lakeside or the most basic one, the library.
But us... a virtual one.

Then again...
Is this available in your college????
No leh.
My college is hence better than yours nah nah nah nah nah.
*childish*

*switch to normal mode*
I really have no idea what else could I update for the upcoming days as I will be doing the same thing everyday - until mid June.

PaD - the masterpiece

I found it in the big red envelope which contains of all the lovey-dovey cheesy stuff when I was cleaning my room this morning.I usually don't brag about my drawing skill - erm... simply because I don't have any.

But as you can see! I can colour!

And yes, I am a memory keeper - I can't bear letting beautiful moments fade off that way. I dispose off sad and angry moments though, albeit sometimes the goods and the bads are interrelated. I am quite shocked to know that most of my friends deleted their ex's pictures and vice versa, I am blamed for keeping them. Erm I thought of telling my grandchildren about this popo's first love in the future because as a grandchild myself, I'm dying to know my grandparent's love story. Then they said something like it's not pleasant to have the current boyfriend see it - those pictures are really provoking. Hmm maybe they are true in this sense but since I don't have any now, keeping the pictures shouldn't cause any major problems.

But then again, most of the pictures are gone anyway. I hid the picture folders and when I sent my laptop to be formatted, I had forgotten to back the hidden folders hence yeap, they are gone with the formation.

Anyway, let's get back to the masterpiece.

It was a creation by my ex and I in the class out of boredom. Oh how pure our relationship could be - coloring when the teacher was not conducting a lesson.

Nonono it didn't happen during those kindergarten days when we brought color pencils to the school everyday.

For heaven's sake I started my first relationship at my age of 18, when I was a lower sixth-former. I can't remember why did I bring color pencils to school when I was in form 6- It's for Pengajian Am if I'm not mistaken.

See, I wanted to name it our masterpiece but I think since it's over now, it's not quite appropriate to make it ours. So if he gets famous one day (we wouldn't know!) and I would be able to benefit from the masterpiece from auctioning it off just because his signature is on the picture!

Okay I am such a dreamer I have a feeling that he wouldn't really get famous (again we wouldn't know but that's my instinct and it can be quite zun at times)

PaD - 正番薯

Literally.
(to be pronounced as 'zheng fun she')
Do not attempt to read this post if you do not understand Cantonese.
It is not even meant to be read in Mandarine.

如果你有心要读嗮，
我建议你读出唻，
甘样会容易吸收睇架...


相信有听myfm阳光灿烂嘅朋友都知道昵嗰喺阿炳嗰口头禅啦。
（有无觉得好难读咧？
我觉得好难type jeh。
你最好俾面同我读嗮昛 - 失败。我揾唔到人字边嗰只‘kui’。）

我讲到边？
哦。阿炳。

而加你就用嗄你嘅想象力，
唸嗄我用阿莲look同你地讲嘢啦，
甘样会比较有feel啲gah。

（曾上慧你可唔可以快啲进入正题咧？
顺带一提，以前我啲朋友都会将我嘅名写成‘增上围’）

okok。正题正题。

都唔明白点解人地要用正番薯唻形容一个人蠢同埋钝。

番薯都唔知几好，
又好吃，又饱肚，
又暖胃，营养价值又高，
我ngam ngam （唔识写啊！！）当晚餐食，
到而家都未饿添...

连我嫲嫲次次篜番薯嘅时候都会讲：
‘当时日本仔打到来嘅时候，
我地就系靠昵啲救命嘅啦’

救命嘅咧，
边度可以同lutlut嘅人相提并论咧？

喺啦，番薯嘅样的以且确唔系好靓啦，
不过睇嘢唔可以净系睇外表嘅嘛，
就好似睇人甘，
有啲人咧，生得seesee（我真系唔只点写）正正，
其实嘅人都唔知几衰几阴湿；
反而有啲人咧，嘅样横睇竖睇都唔系几dim，
点知咧，最后变成你嘅谈心知己，
夸张啲，分分钟变咗你嘅终生伴侣，
或者救命恩人 - 就好似救咗唔少人命嘅番薯甘啦。

所以咧，我嘅point系，
大家唔好再用番薯唻lao（我又唔识写啦 - 华语：骂）人蠢啦，
番薯都有自尊嘎，
你地唔好甘样唻hurt昛啦，
再加上，
大家都有蠢嘅时候geh...
lao人蠢点都唔喺甘ngam（原谅我吧）嘅啦，
最好就无好乱lao人啦。

仲有啊，
就系因为一嗰二嗰净系识得睇外表，
搞都我昵啲甘有内涵嘅人都无人要，
真系前世咯...
（ 唔知点解，人地甘讲，我咪照住啦）

...
有时真系好佩服自己一下，
一粒番薯jeh，
都可以唸到甘多嘢出唻写，
仲系唔知有无人读嘅嗰中，
真喺徙气徙心机徙精神徙时间...

千猜（本地话。我识localise嘅咧）啦，
甘辛苦写咗甘多，
唔通delete咗昛咩，
无么嘢make sense咯。

就甘啦，
广东话唔系普通嘅唔容易写（即系，好难甘解），
写住甘多先啦，
揾字都揾到要发癫咗。
（我相信读嘅人都要读到发癫咗）

PaD - Mei @ Pasar Malam

It's about my mei again - she is plainly beautiful - perfect as my subject matter.


I really love things to be blurred.

Same grandparents.
Same parents.
Same genes.
How can she be so beautiful while I...

K just don't mention it.

So we went to pasar malam.

It's fortunate that I stay at Connaught, the considerably most happening area in Cheras.

Every Wednesday, thousand of homosapiens would head to this area,
bearing the risk of being fined for foul parking,
just to squeeze with another thousand of homosapiens here.

Night market, attractive, literally.

As for me, I could reach there within 500 steps.
Don't wow with the 500 steps,
really, it doesn't mean anything if you were to count it.
By the time you finish the whole song of mary had a little lamb,
you would have been in the crowd already.

Anyway, speaking of pasar malam,
we would never go home with empty hands.

Let's see what we have hunted this round.


Glow in the dark memo pad. =D
It's a gift for her boyfriend.
(and she is considering keeping it for herself.
Thanks to the pictures I have taken for blogging purpose)

Nah. Lifting the mystery veil of the floating glow in the dark memo pad. Lights on. And off. (very duh right?)

You just need highlighters (the colorful the better~).
Seriously I'm not a really artistic person,
I have various colors of highlighters,
but those are just for my notes - not to produce arts.

So. Yeap. No example.

Thinking that it's not sufficient,
I convinced her to buy these so called 'couple fruit tea'.
Isn't it sweet to enjoy it together?
你一口，我一口...
Aiyerrrrrr so sweeeeeeet.
(Chung Shang Hui pompuan yang berumur 23 bolehkah anda stop being cheesy?)

By the way, my mei will be going back to Sabah tomorrow.
I will be left alone again =(

Oh. Maybe not.
I have my books with me.

PaD - Mei

A day out with my sister.
She is backed for few days - to take a look at her future college,
that being, Segi College, Subang Jaya.

Why do I have to make it so clear?
It's an unfortunate coincidence.
Someone who sorta like passively messed up my life is studying at that college too.
Passive, being, he doesn't know that he has messed up my life.

Why can't there be other college which offers courses for early childhood education?

Forget it.

So since I have got nothing better to do,
(actually I have. I ought to study)
I toured my sis around Subang Jaya area - when I myself often get lost in the same place.
Who shall be worried of directions when you have a reliable GPS device in hand??

Anyway, I just wanted her to get familiar with Subang area.
I know she will subsequently know that area better than I do but currently she knows nothing.
She knows nothing about West Malaysia - she has been staying in KK since she was 7.

So, touring aside, she needs to know what to eat when she is desperately in need of good food.
I brought her to Rakuzen. Sisterly eyebags

Erm... actually it's not a place for someone who is unemployed like her - it would make her a spoilt child.
Since I love her a lot, I don't mind spoiling her once in a blue moon.
(and I'm employed. I receive no pocket money from my parents leh)

This is me, get annoyed by the continuous shutter sound.
I can assure you that she can't finish her portion - and my assumption is right.Initially, I just wanted to have sashimi salad but I ended up sharing her food.
Mei arrr. Your J here is trying very hard to keep myself fit wei.
No one would want to marry your J anymore if she's fat.
You better learn finishing your food...

After having this over-satisfied (there is no such word is there) lunch,
we then went to Sunway Pyramid.
It's good to shop with sis.
We share similar taste, similar stamina, similar financial status - it's all from me anyway.
Allow me to stress it again - once in a blue moon.
I'm not always a generous sister =D

Then... Food again.

My Honeymoon's Mango Pancake and Sesame Paste.. Sister is undeniably satisfied with my treat while me, once again, pretended to get annoyed with the shutter clicks.
Our sisters' happy days doesn't end here.
(=.= choi)
She will be backed for good!!
(I know I have mentioned this many times but I am delighted!)

Sigh you cannot imagine how bored is it to shop alone.
(hypocrite)
yes la I was lying.
In fact I love shopping alone rather than shopping with friends at times.
It takes me really long time to make a decision.
I thought this would be troublesome if shopping with friends.
Sister is different though.
She can wait - as much as how I would wait for her.

Guess my blog will be flooded with sister-regarded posts soon~

PaD - broken hairband

One pointless post it is.
My life isn't that colorful afterall.

Leng wanted to take a picture of I pulling the bangs back with a hairband because she thought that I looked ugly that way but...It was broken when I tried to adjust it.

I guess I have been putting too much of information into my mind which results in the increase of the size of my brain and caused the damage to the hair band.

PaD - happiness

Today is about happiness - minus the 6-hour-lectures.

Can I summarise the pictures in point forms?
Can.
I'm too exhausted to elaborate.

Word Challenge - recycled version
Turned off in class.
No it was just me. ATC's lecturers are pretty amusing.
Texted crush and he didn't reply - as usual.
(but make sense, it wasn't a text which required a reply.
It's a statement. Not a question)

I'm such a good friend.
April was too tensed.
She needs a friend like me - in aiding her to relieve stress.
She was busy highlighting the subject guide when I asked her to join my game.
We ended up more stressful for not being able to come up with more words.

NEXT!

Food that awaited for me at home
Chicken in bread!
(die die must use an exclamation mark.
wouldn't sound so enthusiastic without it)
Dad said: there is nothing interesting about an oversized bread.

Family went Ipoh for ching ming.
I didn't get to go. Class.
They passed by Kampar and took away chicken in bread for me because they know that I love it~

Dad reheating bread.I would only be married to a man if he is willing to reheat my chicken in bread for me.

And oh. You have seen lots of my exaggerated expressions.
Now my family's.

NEXT!
Guru Tingkatan!
How come I look so nerdy here?

Went to pay a visit to my uncle at Putrajaya Hospital.
Met my guru tingkatan!
She could recognise me.
Aisay, I have been the ketua tingkatan in all my high school life.
I regreted not calling out her name.
It's still in my mind - despite that I have not seen her for 6 years.
Puan Zuraimny. =D nah see I told you so.

NEXT!

Jambatan.. Seri Wawasan.It seems like my hugged was struggling.
(I call this blue thing hugged because I don't have a name for it -
and when I drive, either this blue thing or another pink thing would get hugged.
The best names I could think of for pairs are Gugu and Jiaojiao [for the pink one] but I had already named my hamsters that.)

By the way, I made the name Jambatan Seri Wawasan up.
I swear I knew its name,
my GPS baby told me so.
Now I can't remember.
Chew what for I stuff those bridges' name into my brain.
Not that I wanna be a tourist.

I sound so cold by using point forms.
Alter Ego.
Yes.

It was the caffeine which enabled me to stay up for the whole day.
Thank you.
I hope I'm not addicted.

I don't like it when I sound so cold.
No more point-formed post tomorrow night.

PaD - heavily preserved food

I believe that you have seen the video of the experiment with regards to the McDonald's foods' preservation level.

The fries concluded to be the most heavily preserved food in McD's -
it could stay fresh for some 10 days (or 10 weeks?).
We adopted the all for one, one for all concept.
It reminds me of my ex.
McD's fries are one of his most favourite food.
I believe that he could finish up this pile of fries on his own.

...

It makes me sound old but I have to say this - I'm tired.
I'm usually very energetic, noisy, elaborative, bubbly but I feel like a pawn now.

9 hours of classes-
For someone who usually has 4 hours of classes a day,
3 days per week,
9 hours, indeed, is an enormous leap.

...

Damn, I am speechless - and that's rare.

Till then.

Another 6 hours tomorrow.

PaD2 - hey sista~

I don't like the previous photo-a-day.

Peanut butter day eeeeeeesh...

I prefer this.
What about this??
Or this???3 of them are equally nice - I cannot decide!!!

Yeap~ she's my sister... she is backed~!!!
(I hope I could add the phrase 'for good' to the abovementioned statement)

BUT! She WILL be backed for good~
So it's almost the same....

Will talk more about that soon.

Meanwhile, some pictures of which we had taken earlier.
Tell you what,

my dad is addicted to this game on his phone.
Now I kinda understand how a mom feels when her child is addicted to his/her PSP/Nintendo/Itouch or whatever portable gaming devices.

So we asked him to take pictures of us because we are sick of taking picture of each others'.
He simply took a few of them,
and backed to his phone again.

Sigh.
Things are different since he started the game.
He used to love photography - he just know how to catch the perfect angle.
Now he didn't bother much about this.
He just wanted to break my dai sai lou's record on the phone.

My sister told me he has been playing this for hours on the plane - continuously.
Then he played in the mall, when my sister and I enjoying our ice cream.
And now, we are home, and he is still playing...
This is so not him.
Usually, he would be reading Asian Auto or Topgear.
Despite that he had bought the latest edition of Asian Auto,
he just put the magazine aside and continued with his game.

Sigh.
What if my children behave in the same way in the future?
Worse - what if my husband behave the same too?
Worst - what if both my husband and all my children are like that too?

Well... when you can't beat them, join them.
Yeap.

Wait. I think I have strayed too far.
I was talking about my sister!
Anyway... Not much to talk about her~
Gonna catch up with her now.
Lalalalalalalala~~~