Monday, April 28, 2008

No life laaaa

Eat - painful.

Talk - painful.

Kiss - painful

Smile - painful.

Laugh - painful.

Aiya. In short, my lips suffer whenever I move it.

I'm not sure whether it should work that way. My braces is just causing me ulsers which would take forever to heal. Gr.

Another 1.5 year. Good job~

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Ying Huey, we love you

Yea, you know we do.

You do know~

(Mei Yi, faster kiss Ying Huey. I cannot find a picture of you kissing her.
And Ying Huey, I actually found a picture which I was kissing you. But I'm pretty sure you won't let me post it up)

You know, I found what we were talking about on your blog.

Come, come, let me show you how you suppose to wear everyday. Throw that boring white piece. Oh. Maybe keep it. For one day. You will see which day you need it.

Nop. No more Monday Blue by wearing a pinkie uniform like this~~

Weather checked. Oh. It's damn hot today.

Eh, I do think this girl look like Cyndi Wang, don't you think so?

(this is Cyndi Wang, by the way)

Hey, you gotta go pasar malam with us after work okay? and it will be damn hot too if u wear too thick to pasar malam. And it's not appropriate for you to wear to kua zhiong to pasar malam. Simple = nice. Nah. Casual wear for you~~

(look at her face. Like very tulan. Don't take la if don't want. Maybe get forced to.)

We are Chinese right?? We must show that we love our culture!!!

(and hor, this is exactly what I meant in the comment I posted!!! They so understand me~)

After days of being red and white, let's back to pure white again.
I know you hate it, but you are doing night shift!! Cannot be too revealing. Cold you know.

Hey it's Saturday!! What you gonna do on Saturday night??
You are not going right to the bed after work right??
Glam up!!I guess this silky shiny material suits Saturday night~

Eh. Can see G string somemore. I recommend this one~

A day for rest and relax. Casual will do~~

don't have to put thick make up like her la. It's Sunday anyway.

Eh wait. Your birthday suppose to be on 29th April right right?? Why am I so early?

I need to make you wear it on your 21st b'day!!! Faster! choose one!!

You know we love you,
Shang Hui,
Mei Yi

Saturday, April 12, 2008


I came across a 'most sisterly-looked mother and daughter' contest on the newspaper.

The picture of me and my mom shopping together and fooling around together immediately struck my mind.

Everyone who have seen me and my mom would say things like,
'a, you look like your mom arr..'
'a, your mom and you look
like sisters arr..'
'a, your mom looks so young a, you look even more m

I would deny it everytime people address this to me. Excuse me, I am 21 years younger than my mom okay?

Anyway anyway, get tempted by the prizes, I decided to give ourselves a chance.

I browse through my files which consist of over thousands of pictures, realizing that I don't have a single proper picture taken together with mom. I so damn love taking picture, and I don't have a proper picture of me and my mom? This is so ridiculously unbelievable.

I am the main cause of it. There was one set of picture which supposed to have be taken properly, but I purposely made faces so that I don't look like my mom. Just because I don't want people to say things like we look like sisters bla.

So see what I did.

Wakaka. Good sister.

Ok. Enough of my ugly pictures. See, I am willing to uglify myself although I'm already not so pretty. Courage okay.

Now. A better one.

Erm... I know what you gonna say. Not pretty too. But.. better than those up there right??

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

To you, my friends

I was waken by the stupid noise from the tv. I said so, my aunt wouldn't considerate if anyone is napping, studying, or on the phone. I looked at the phone beside me, it displayed, '2 missed calls and a message sign' over the animated purple and black screen, asking me to go pasar malam. You have came back?? when?? I tried to call you back. The noise was too loud you couldn't hear me.

I shouted, yelled and started to scream.

I startled.

All of the sudden, everything beside me turned clearer. The noise from the tv became even louder. Oh, it was a dream. It was far too real. I looked at the phone, still the same animated purple and black screen. No, no missed call, no message, nothing. You did not ask me out. Sigh.

I sent you a message. You are still far at the north. It wasn't you. It was just my dream.

Now I realize how much I miss you. I mean, all of you.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I'm burning

I am so damn pissed off now.

I really hate this person to be my family member. I have reached the limit of my patience.

Those who know me do know who am I talking about.

I do believe in Karma. I know it's not right to gossip to bitch. But I'm really very angry. I won't reveal this stupid member of my family anyway.

She's not really old. She is at the age of .. 40 something. Obviously, she is fat, ugly, lazy and not married yet. The following would explain why I hate her so much, well, I mean why we hate her so much, except for her mother who has the greatest tolerance over her.

I mean, if I am the only one who hate her, the problem might be on me. But now, everyone in my family dislikes her.

1) She loves herself TOO DAMN MUCH
She is so damn obsessed with all the lotions but I don't see they work on her, except for her hand lotion, which caused her hands smooth like plastic, not a good thing, very geli u know.

She put too much reliance on the hand lotion. I think I could link this to something about automatism, which I learn in my studies. It's about some action which was done involuntarily. She put lotion on her hands like every 10 minutes when she sticked her butt on the couch and her eyes on the TV. Such a psycho.

She let her mom do the housework without feeling guilty and keep sticking her butt on the couch. Or taking a super sweet nap.

And she doesn't know how to cook. I think her mom protects her too much she does not let her to cook because she said she is afraid of boiling oil. Damn it.

2) She is super damn anti-social
She is even more anti-social then my grandma. She tends to quarantine herself from the world out there. I don't get it. Obviously, she has no friends. She hates shopping, she hates going out. She dislikes the sunlight. Her favourite friend is the TV.

There was once her mother's friend wanna introduce her a guy. She said 'so old also haven't get marry, sure got problem one la!' As if she is very normal.

3) She is a super slow learner

She has been learning Yoga for more than 10 years, since I was 8. Supposedly, she can be a coach already. So you think she is hot??

Hell no!! I can bet that I can be better than her even I only learn from the media. She didn't practice it regularly. Supposedly, if you learn something for more than 10 years, you can practice yourselves without the coach right? No she can't. Duh. She still going for the class every week.

4) She is super duper sensitive
She is so sensitive until she thought everytime us siblings gone together were to gossip about her.

She purposely made all kinds of sounds to show everyone that 'I am angry!'. She would stomp the floor for every step she walk and would bang the door. Like a kid.

Oh, she would whisper to herself. When she is alone, it is as if she is singing or memorizing something, but she is not!! when she does this, her eyes look left and right. Psycho psycho!!!

5) Her favourite friend is TV
I don't remember I see any tears when her father died. She is always cool to her family members.

But!!! but but but... When Leslie Cheong or Lydia Sum died, she would have to prepare a box of tissue besides her, kept on sobbing and blowing her nose. The same happened when any of her favourite character of the TVB soup drama died. Oh shit oh shit oh my god shit!

Oh yes, you are right. She is that type who would talk to the tv, scold the tv, laugh to the tv, bla bla bla. She would criticize those characters which were not of her favour loudly, until the whole house echoed with her voice.

Oh and, she wouldn't care if my tired dad and grandma napping at the living room, or the once-in-a-blue-moon-hardworking me studying at the living room, she would just turn on the tv, and increase the volume as if everyone would like to share her happiness. She just doesn't care. Oh, she also doesn't care if someone was on the phone. That's why my dad bought a portable phone now.


Oh, any psychologist out there??
She needs one, and I need one, because I am staying with her.

Chan Qiao Qing... I need you badly. Faster graduate k??
I have had enough.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008


This monsoon downpour has seriously dampen my mood. Hate it especially when driving.

But this is not what I meant.

Apparently I didn't close my female-teacher-type-of-Tupperware bottle tightly, ended up with leaks, which subsequently made everything in my bag wet - my notes, my plastic-wrapped text book (thanks to the cover, and my effort), my denim stationery bag, handphone, and not forgetting my camera.

I didn't realize that my camera was dampen with my drinking water until I contemplated to take the pic of the McD's Happy Meal toy car which was put on the platform without the lecturer's knowledge. My camera couldn't even be turned off!!! Arr!! H2O could be my best friend and my worst enemy at the same time. Damn it.

Backed home. I charged it and tried again. Thank god. My camera still works.

But... Arthur's Sony Ericsson is failed to be charged though I have tried to dry the phone off with hairdryer.

I have got no phone to use now cause my previous Nokia cannot be turned off due to the countless and careless droppings.

...damn the damp...