Thursday, January 31, 2008

Not a big deal



*act calm*

I received my very first hamper in my life today. 31/1/2008.

*Nonono... cannot stand anymore. exclaim*

I received my very first hamper in my life today!!!!!

In my 21st Chinese New Year, finally, I received a hamper with my name on it.

*wiping off the tear of joy* *sob sob* And... I really want to thank Pianoforte for this. Thank you Miss Lim Hoong Ming. I promise that I will treat my students real good.

Enough with my thank you speech. Proudly present to you....

Tadaaaaa!! eih... not nice... NG NG.... another one....



OK, sabar, someone behind the monitor, reading this entry, might have started to ceh.

I mean, I have received many hampers before, which ALL of them were addressed to 'John Chung and family'. Well yea, I am included in that 'family', but this is different

This hamper is addressed to 'Ms Chung Shang Hui', me~~~~

And most importantly, this is a Famous Amos Hamper. No mushrooms, no keropoks, no sparkling juice, dadadadadadada. There are all Famous Amos biscuits. Woohoooooo~~

Thank you soooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!

So, to prevent it from rolling front and back because of my driving, I followed strictly the JPJ rule.

And my bag, which was supposed to be sitting on the passenger seat, get thrown to the back seat, sobbing.

Haih.. she thought I couldn't hear her sobbing back there. But I did. So.. I brought it back to the passenger seat again.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Say no to adultery

I came across the following statement while I was flipping my textbook:

"in Islamic law, the Qur'an prohibits adultery by making it a crime, and subjects the parties to the hudud punishment of flogging or stoning;

in Ancient Greece, ... in a more deterrent mode, the seducer risked physical penalties - the most widely used of which involved pushing radishes up his backside, or pulling out his pubic hair!"





Flogging and stoning does not seem really relevant.

The Ancient Greece's punishment?? whoa!! brialliant, I should say. So damn relevant you can see it.

So.. matter arised.. how do they measure the seriousness of the punishment??
(I'm concerning the one at Ancient Greece)

How many bulus did they have to pluck??

And how should they pose while the punishment is on??

And who was gonna run this punishment??



Pushing up radishes up his backside?? I guess, homosexual was yet to exist. Otherwise, this would be nothing for them. I guess, guessing only.

I am strongly against adultery.Why don't Malaysia make it a crime?? duh...

If my partner once cheat on me, well well well.. be ready for this punishment.

'Stupid!! he definitely won't just stone there and let you pull out his hairs!!'

Oh well, well, of course, I'm not gonna tell him before I do this. I will tie him up in those kind of SM poses, and... *evil smile* .....*evil laugh*

Clever. Really clever. Girls, learn from me. Guys, learn from me too.

Gosh. This is way too perv. What was I thinking??????

Monday, January 28, 2008

Some mosts and -iest at Sunway Lagoon

It's 3.34a.m. I went to the bed at 2.44a.m. after I got my assignment done and I realised that I am having insomnia because

1) I am caffeinated by a packet of self-made ice Old Town 3-in-1 White Coffe
2) I had a 4-hour after-lunch nap from 1.30p.m. to 5.30p.m.
3) I am hungry because I skipped my dinner for cleaning my room

So, I wake up, and start doing what I am doing now.

Back to the main point.

Some most and -iest at Sunway Lagoon.


To look for kakis and kawans to tag along.

Scroll down until the next topic if you are not interested in who I have tried to invite to tag along.

Alright, this did not happen in Sunway Lagoon. It happened on days before that

So, Nigel informed me about this Quiksilver Revolution 2.0 event and gave me 6 tickets for free.
Not going to invite the others as they wouldn't be as crazy as I do.

I told QQ and Ying Huey there would be hot caucasian hunks surfing and skating and there would be a musical fest. at night and as I've expected, they gladly nodded with 'yes'es and told me things like they couldn't wait to go bla bla bla.

At last, QQ couldn't make it and so she politely asked me 'can not go or not' because she was having a gathering with her collegemaes at the same night and Ying Huey was doing some charity works on the same morning and when I told her I wouldn't go so early she said she wanted to study. Fine, reasonable.

Ying Huey and QQ down

So, I asked Hwai Li - who I think would be interested in 'gap'ping half-naked well-toned hunks. She was interested at first but then she told me that she would be having exam on 28th, 2 days after the event, so she couldn't make it too. The same happened to Jia Liang. I did not ask for the kakis from their gang because they could not make it.

Then, I asked April and Wai Yee, who are my classmates. As expected, they found it not that interested and would not want to skip class because of the hunks. Wai Yee even said, 'what so interested about watching people surfing?'

Wow, all of the sudden.

Next, I asked the other classmate of mine, Victoria, thinking that she might be interested in leng zais. Coincidencely, her friend also asked her out for the same event. She promised. I was like, phew, finally. Then, the disappointing message buzzed my phone, which said that she couldn't make it because she was having menstrual - so coincidencely, on the same morning.

I was not going to ask my classmates anymore because we were suppose to have lectures that day and I was not too close to the others besides April, Wai Yee and Vic. I did not ask my so-called musical family cause I think that they would be working.

So, on the other side, Arthur was doing his work too. First, he tried to ask his 23/24-year-old housemate, Albert with his girlfriend of the same age but he couldn't make it because he 'got something to do'.

Then, he tried to ask Sandra and Mandy who were also from the East, and Sandra said she wanted to study so we did not call Mandy as well.

Next, he tried with his cyber and lunch mate, Ah Keong, and wow, he gladly promised to go with his girlfriend. He said he was on the way to Mid Valley and he would go back home to take shirts. Minutes later, he said he was not going anymore cause he had already had another plan and shouldn't fong fei kei. Well, he is a good guy.

End of the topic. Finally, we went ourselves. 2 of us. Me and arthur.


1)Paid RM20 for a RM 75 package

Which consisted of everything - including the Interactive Zoo. ^^
2)Legally cut queue

We were in this really long queue and we had been in the queue about god knows how long. Suddenly, the person-in-charge blowed the wiesel and the four person at the first place of the queue raised up a hand with a 'V', which indicated that they needed two more people to be on that ride.
Long queue

Wow, of course we gladly volunteered ourselves la right? So, that was how we legally cut queue.

People who let us cut queue

3)Get a Quiksilver Revolution 2.0 tee
I know, most of the crew members have it. But, the difference is that, we grabbed it from this... erm... I donno who guy. And it really fits well on Arthur. the bald guy yang threw us the shirt

We were in the very first row~ yay! those basses were like waves!!!

People who freak me out most

1)A guy in a boxer

We were in the queue to the ride of and we saw a Malay guy with an army's body in a grey boxer - the tight type - made in 100% cotton with a navy-blue button in front of it - standing beside us. Of course I am not that perv - scanning through guys' genital area and see which one is the weirdest. Arthur told me that. Well, I guess it's normal for guys to scan through what guys are wearing as I am scanning through which girl's bikini is the chioest and who has the potential to wear the bikinis and things like that.

2)A guy with 20cm spiky hairs and legging jeans

It wouldn't be any surprise if I saw this on the street. But dude, it's Sunway Lagoon, the theme park. What are you doing here with your neatly blown punk-look hair?? The roller coaster at the Lost of the Golden City would definitely blow your hair away. Fine, maybe you are not playing this because you have some phobia or what. But hello, it is a theme park. And I heard that in order to stuff their legs into the ankle-fit legging jeans, they would firstly put a plastic bag like how they wear socks.

3)A malay girl who spoke Malay and mixed with English vulgars

A malay girl was walking behind us and talking damn loud. I couldn't really hear what she said. Maybe she was speaking Indonesian Malay but not Malaysian Malay and all of the sudden I heard this 'Mother F*cking Sh*t'. So she felt more classy of blurting out English vulgar words?? So she didn't know there is such phrase in Malay as 'Mama amput tahi'? Okay, this is gross, and she might not as creative as me, but I bet she at least know that there is an existence of this word 'Puk*mak'. Fine. That's the only Malay vulgar word I know. I don't even know whether I spelt it right.

I didn't take any pictures of anyone I have mentioned above because I love my camera.

Most regretted

1)Arthur did not want to play anything that involved 360 degree rotating with me

I mean, we have paid RM20. Ended up with no 360-degree rotating ship - Pirate's Revenge and no Tomahawk. Okla, actually I'm very scared also. I don't want to play this two also.

But there's one thing I really really want to play. I donno what that called. Two people sit inside a ball-like cage and get sprang into the air in the speed of 0-120km within 2 seconds. And you will rotate like donno how many degrees in the air. I really wanted to try that la although I know I'm really scared.

2)We didn't wait until the rain stopped.

Most Ouchy
Get stepped by sandy legs

Painful. Painful. Painful. Today still painful. So we were in the crowd, watching the Pop Shuvet or whatever u called it performing. The music was great. The beginning part was damn okay. Things turned to be not so alright when everyone got estactic and everyone kept throwing him or herself to each others. They kept pushing each other, punching each other, scratching each other, stepping each other, getting crazy.

My legs started to be so painful because people around me kept stepping me with their sandy legs. You know, when gross stuff scratch throught your skin, ouch, break of the continuity of skin.

Arthur quickly grabbed my shoulder and I thought that he wanted to played with them together (later I realised he was trying to bring me out). I realised that I was the only girl in the crowd. Most of them had gone out earlier. When we managed to get out from the crowd, we looked back, and still could see that they were pushing each other.

Look at the reddish one.. really damn painful`~


1)Getting into the interactive zoo

You know, I really LOVE hugging fluffy stuff.

Fluffy - it's struggling as u can see

not really Fluffy

Still fluffy - y wasn't it struggling?

And fluffy - mine was struggling again

Fluffy - oh yay! this was posing!!

Not so fluffy - surprisingly, it's warm


Most unforgettable
1)Sitting on Arthur's shoulder

Main purpose was to watch the surfers.

Alright, this was not the first time. Perhaps, this was the longest so far.

Scary when he kept rotating here and there. Didn't get to take any pictures because my hand was trembling. Afraid that I would drop my camera onto the ground.

2)Sitting in the trolley

This might sound ridiculous.

Arthur lost his flip-flops while trying to escape from the crowd. My legs were ouchy painful while wearing the flip-flops. So, both of us tried to walked to the car in barefoot.

The carpark was really greasy. Yuck.

Then, we saw a trolley.


So, Arthur wore my flip-flops, which were so small for him, while I got into the trolley.

Muahaha~~~ Maybe the mentos ads producer would want to consider this idea??

Arthur in my flip-flops

Me in trolley - after shower look - and Arthur was in his free-tee

He was getting tired of pushing this 5xkg stuff I guess.. hmmm...

Oh. 5.22a.m.


Saturday, January 19, 2008

1st February 2008

There will be two events going on at the same time on this Wilayah Persekutuan day.

1) QQ's farewell party

2) ATC student ball

(taken from here coz I really couldn't find one online - not even on the ATC site. and I do not have any copy with me. and this event suppose to be on 11th Jan - according to ATC student services calendar)

At first, I was in dilemma. And so, and i made a list of the pros and cons of going to QQ's party and student ball.

1) QQ's farewell party - Pros

i) more time with friends of course
ii) able to help out at QQ's kitchen, which I enjoy a lot
iii) able to catch up more juicy gossips

QQ's farewell party - Cons

i) meeting same old faces (but they could never bore me...)
ii) it would be tiring

2)Student ball - Pros

i) an excuse to shop again
ii) erm....

Student ball - Cons

i) expensive - dress and ticket
ii) not really close to collegemates - yet
iii) balls have always been boring

more on here

(I actually don't know who this guy is.. well.. 1 of my college mate)

and and.. while I was staring the poster at the cafeteria, thinking whether I should go, I saw a gramatical error here...

Spot it.

Yet to spot it?? Nah nah.. here...

I'm sorry ATC, or SRC, I do not know whose fault is this.

I am particular in picking up errors on posters, as I did the same before. But this... done by a lawyer-wanna-be?? Mr. Lazarus, did you check it??

I admit that I am really not that good in English. I don't speak like Guai Lou, neither do I write like PinkPau. I am chinese educated. Don't pick on my English k??

Oh yea, QQ, wait for me. Will be there for you.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

You really have to see it, really have to

simply browsing over Nicole's page (by the way, I am an avid fan of hers), and found this video.

Strongly recommended. You guys really have to see it!!!!

and really really, watch it until the very end of it !!!

Thanks Jeremiah!!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

The Bridal Chorus

oooAlright, before you go on and read this entry, there are 3 significant icons that you need to know. 3 of them are my all time favourite, beside Arthur and my family. So there go some brief introduction about my favourite girls.

And so, I shall start with,


::: Ling Ying Huey:::






:::Chan Qiao Qing(QQ):::



:::University of South Australia:::




:::Lee Mei Yi:::



:::University Utara Malaysia, Kedah:::

:::Studying industrial statistic:::



OK, back to the point now

One bright sunny Sunday morning, after the swimming and badminton and basketball session (well, not playing all at once - QQ's brothers were playing basketball, QQ and again, his brother were playing badminton, and me, Ying Huey and QQ's brother (again) were swimming - proven, guys are more active than girls, always), QQ and Ying Huey went to my house with the purpose to watch the minister's porn set a dress code for Kai Zhen's house-warming party and share some make up tips.

We had some good times on my bed. Eih, who said bed is only meant for couples? who said pillow talks are only meant for couples?

Talk talk talk, gossip gossip gossip, and there, we came to this question, 'who is the earliest one to get married among 4 of us?'



'I think Ying Huey will get married first lor, she looks so motherly..'
'No lor, I think Mei Yi will get married first lor, she looks like those type who is willing to give up her career for her family'
'QQ, I think QQ...'

and bla bla bla bla bla.. non-stop..

and so, we decided to jot them down, on a post-note-type-paper, into a rolls, and put them into a very buruk plastic box. Oh yea, since Mei Yi is in Kedah, we called her, and wrote on behalf of her. We can't miss her lah...

And these are our result.

Starting with the oldest eldest,

Ying Huey say,
1st- Mei Yi
2nd- Shang Hui
3rd- Qiao Qing,
4th- Ying Huey
(she wrote it all in mandarine)

I shamelessly say,
1st - ME !! 我!! SAYA!!
2nd - 灵姑 (Ying Huey)
3rd - 美仪the 叉烧包 (Mei Yi)
last - 巧克力情人(Qiao Qing)

Qiao Qing say,
1st - Ying Huey
2nd - Shang Hui
3rd - Mei Yi
4th - Qiao QIng

Mei Yi say,
1st - Qiao Qing
2nd - Shang Hui
3rd - Ying Huey
4th - Mei Yi

1. I'm the only one who titled myself as the first
2. The rest , as in ALL of them, think that they will get married latest.
3. The rest, as in ALL of them, think that I will be the 2nd one who get married.


Hold hold hold... u might be wondering, 'am I reading some sort of secondary school girl post?'

No no no... for your information, 3 of us are 21 this year, the age of getting the golden key, and yet, we are doing this kind of high school girl thingy.. duh... OK lah... childish.. immature.. whatever u say, say lorrr...

Wait, if I luckily get married at the age I want, and fortunately get two children at the age I want, I do not think that I can't resist to play with my babies.. and by that time I do not think that I can concentrate on my work... Oh no no... I shall get married later..

Erm, people... can I rewrite, please....?

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Mozilla vs Internet Explorer

Jia Liang told me that my page is messy.

I was like... 'huh??'

Then I viewed again.

No, it's kinda neat.

Upon my request, he printed screen and sent it to me.

I found out that he was using Mozilla Firefox to view my page.

Oh shit.

To cope with Mozilla users, Internet Explorer users will have to go through a lot of unnecessary spaces. I really don't want to lar...

Last day of 2007

On the last day of 2007, me and some of my favourite people did something silly.

1. We did what the dummies did in the Hotlink commercial breaks.

2. We posed by the supporter of the monorail railway.

3. We posed in the middle of the busy streets. ( not so busy at that moment)

4. We used the bubbles created by the bubble gun sellers to create some MTV feel. (not at all... erm.. can you see bubbles?)

5. We posed with the cows.
Ying Huey the Taurus

Mei Yi doen't eat beef - like me
QQ loves blue...
And we fight like bulls..

6. We sit at the stairs at Pavillion like how the pilaks did after 6 hours of walking.

7. While they were resting, I shamelessly ran down the stairs and - posed.

8. We tried to compare ourselves to them - and of course, we losed.

And.. Tadaaaaa~!!!

9. We went up to the hill to squeeze with the others. ( not so silly though)
I look damn horrible in this pic. But what to do? I am ugly.

10. Finally, I tried to turn myself transparent. And at that moment it was semi-transparent.

Post-notes: Few minutes after the countdown, it rains. God is treating us real good.

Conclusion: We travelled from Time Square > Sungei Wang > Starhill Gallery > Pavillion > Pandan Indah Pizza Hut > Ampang look up point > Gilly Cafe... Wonderful~~