Monday, February 18, 2008

45 truths about men

Apparently April and Wai Yee showed me this article on the YellowPost dated 15th -21st Feb 2008, and I found it is quite interesting (I'm not a man, therefore I'm not sure whether they are the truth), thus, sharing off with you guys here.

I am pursuing a law degree and the application of the law in the real life is much emphasised. Therefore, I'm doing it here also~~~

Even with all the advice in the word there are somethings abouearn from love we must learn from experience. Here are 50 (liar. Only 45 are provided) of life's little truths on male testosterone and what it makes them do.

1. They think they know everything about women and the bedroom.
This is not quite true. He always say 'I really don't know what you girls want'

2. 'Foreplay', as far as they're concerned, may have something to do with golf.

3. They never admit to pet-names in public, but in private "snugglemuffin" or "poohbear" is his first name.
Can I say he doesn't have a petname? Or.. I don't call his petname (Guess what? it's the boring 'baby') in public coz I just don't want to grab any attention from anyone out there.

4. They honestly believe that white socks look pretty sharp.
True. He always match up his sneakers with white socks. And he doesn't really like to show it off. I mean, what else? A pair of black one?

5. They delight in their own body odour.
Thank god. He is kind of a hygienic freak and therefore I never smell any odour from him.

6. They despise any threats to their masculinity, and therefore getting rid of them is often a real problem. Statements such as "Get Out" and "I never want to see you again" too closely resemble a challenge. Try saying "I love you... I want to get married and ahve your children." He'll leave in a flash, and even leave skid marks on the way.
Bull shit. Real bull shit. My innocent and lovely and adorable and cute look has never been persuasive for him. Instead, it disgusts him (and everyone of you out there)

7. If a man says "I'll call you" and doesn't, he didn't forget or lose your number - he just didn't want to.
I don't remember him saying so. And he really seldom call me if there is nothing important. He never learn the meaning of romantic.

8. Old fat men are supposed to be prosperous.
Let's look at it like this,
'if men are supposed to be tough,
does it mean that women are supposed to be soft?'
And btw, he is not old, and neither is he fat. So...?

9. No matter how much he denies it, if supermodel Gisele Bundchen came knocking his door he'd drop you like ten tones of chopped liver.
Would any supermodel do me a favour on this, please?
Or.. any girl, please??
Oh... maybe some had did it w/o my knowledge.... -_-

10. If he invites you over to his house and cooks more than three meals himself, he's serious.
3 meals, mee + soup + fishball??
I'm not that stupid la. Ok lor, this is one meal. So he is not serious.

11. If its attention you want, don't get involved with a stockbroker.
What if it's a lawyer? Ok. Haven't graduated. A student.

12. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public.
What?? It's wrong if classmates are teaching each other how to do their assignments??

13. Not one man in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly (or, one presumes, brewers' droop).
True true true. They always look that syrrrruppppp.
Oh yea, this remind me of the fat guy who hold the slurpee in the 7-11 commercial, and he does has a .. slurpee belly.

14. ‘I don't work out to get big, even though I get big really easily. I only do it 'coz it makes me feel better'. Sure.
Sure or not??

15. When he says he loves you even more without make-up, he's lying.
I am not good in making up, what can I say?

16. All men worry about losing their hair.
All human-being worry about losing their hair.

17. Only very insecure men have personalised number plates.
Do you mean that all wealthy men are very insecure?

18. They'll neer ask for directions if they are lost.
True!!! True!!! Truly true!!!
'Can try de ma... this way larr.. should be alright de... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...'

19. It may take them longer to fall in love, but when they do they fall harder.
This is abstract. It can't be applied in real life.

20. He will never grow out of video games.
True. And sometimes he even chooses games over me. It really pisses me off when he does so.

21. Within five minutes of arriving at a party, he will be in deep conversation with the most beautiful women in the room.
Okay then. Within five minutes of arriving at a party, I will be in deep conversation with the most handsome men in the room.

22. Short men hate their partners to wear high heels wehn they're out in public, but love those stiletto heels in the bedroom.
Oh. Thank god he is not short. I love heels.


Take a break. This is indeed very long-winding. I will continue on the next post. The American's Next Top Model Cycle 9 will be on screen in a couple of minutes btw. See you~~~

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