Aiyaaa....

From now on I'm gonna wear thick make-up, put fake eyelashes, wear push-up bras yadda yadda while going out - everytime. Be it going to the bank, the post office, or pasar malam.

=.=

Those who know me well enough can immediately sense that it was just a joke.

Aiya... I'm feel super embarrassed today.

I was adjusting the padding of my tankini and yawning while I see my imaginary love enemy.
(Well Sandra, I mean you if you are reading and wondering.)

Okay the story began with....

So being a healthy person we are, me and my besties, Ying Huey and Mei Yi decided to go swimming.

*Fast Forward*

While waiting for orders at about 12p.m., my grandma called me and rushed me back to send her to Giant for grocery shopping. She said she wanted to take a nap after that and then I was like okay lo I would go back at 1p.m.

BUT! the damn chef had my Maryland Chicken Chop (how to lose weight like this. chicken chop after swimming haha) overcooked and got everything delayed.

So I fast fast finished my meal and went home - i'm still wearing the tankini and a pajama-like t-shirt plus a pair of boardshorts bought from pasar malam. Oh not forgetting that pair of flip-flops and a backpack. Of course la I didn't change and go to Giant straight.

Oh ya we went to Giant with two purposes - grocery shopping and paying bills (they still don't trust online banking thought I have a Maybank2u account which is so convenient). Since the post office was flooded with crowds (am not exaggerating), I asked my popo to shop with my neighbour while I waited for my turn.

*Fast forward. Has been waiting for very long.*

So after I got everything done, while I was adjusting the pad in my tankini because it made me feel so uncomfortable and yawning, I bumped into my imaginary love enemy. I knew her at Sabah and I would never expected to see her here. She enthusiastically said 'hi' to me but I couldn't blurt out anything but flashed her a really retarded smile, showing my braces and everything.

I know I looked very ugly. For sure. *sigh* I was wearing that Japanese-porn-teacher type of black frame specs~!!!

Aiyoooo.... You know there's a chinese saying - to dig a hole and jump into it... Yea. I really felt so. I haven't met her for so long, say like, 2 years? And her first sight was my ugly face!!! -.- -.- -.-

And that is why, from now on I'm gonna wear thick make-up, put fake eyelashes, wear push-up bras yadda yadda while going out - everytime. Be it going to the bank, the post office, or pasar malam.

As if I will.